And I’m off like a herd of turtles.

Pregnancy calls: must stop for Chinese.

Great Plains “Dessert”: most boring scenery ever. Yes, Kansas, I’m talking to you.

I <3 windmill farms. People in rural areas have more tattoos than I thought they would. Ratio of Religious signs to commercial signs on the side of the highway through Kansas: 12 to 1. [sung] I’m drivin’ through Wa Keeney. What’s that meanie, I don’t know. I’m drivin’ through Wa Keeney. What’s that meanie, I don’t know. Cause I’m on my way to Denver, and I’ve half the way to go. “Speeding doesn’t really get you there any faster.” -Garmin Did that sign on the side of the road just say “Abortion stops a beating?” As in it stops a girl’s boyfriend from beating her into a miscarraige? Pro-abortion in the Bible Belt??? Oh. There’s a heart on the sign. “Abortion stops a beating heart.” That makes more sense. So So So So bored. Pretty sure this is the first road trip I’ve had as a non-vegitarian (did that for 2 years) sans beef jerky. I wish there were still dinosaurs. I can’t see the mountains because the clouds have sunk into them. I am terrible at driving in traffic. I did good for the straight part, though. My GPS is bossy. Got here safe and sound. Thank you, eggie, for putting a pause on all-day sickness today.